Quote of the night

Last night Amanda and I paid a visit to the Olive Garden in Sandy.

When we arrived, the kind host immediately asked, "Party of 3??"

I stopped and gave a quick glance behind me and looked back to the host with a confused look.

He said, "I'm sorry, I have no idea why I said 3!"

I said, "It's because I'm eating for two!"

Again, awkward silence hit. "Did I just say that," I thought to myself.

I had to say something quickly and uttered, "I mean, I'm a big guy and can eat a lot."

Amanda just laughed her head off and I felt like a dope.

Oh well, here's to being able to laugh at yourself.